Coffee & Sex
Coffee & Sex
According to Timothy McSweeny's, Most Censored Press Releases of 2001:
An independent national survey discovered how seriously consumers are committed to their morning cup of coffee. The Survey asked: If you had to give up one of the following for a month, which would it be? Coffee . Sex . Excuses . Internet access at home .
ChocolateDrinks associated with sex include: alcohol, water, soda pop, tea and coffee. Coffee has been scientifically linked to improving men's and women's sexual functions. Many would like to get their date drunk on alcohol but ninety percent of the people on first meeting say "Want to get a cup of coffee?" Or, "Let's go for coffee."
The results? Coffee is second only to sex on the priority list for both men and women. The majority of respondents would give up chocolate, excuses and the Internet -- in that order -- before they'd substitute water, juice or tea for the most popular beverage in the world. No other substance can claim the equivalent for sexuality and lawful voluntary consumption as coffee. Alcohol and tea don't even come in at a close second.
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